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Lead Paint & Asbestos Supply T-Shirt — Funny Parody Graphic Tee

SKU: 11571214923442165479
$35.99 $35.99
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Color Black
Size S
> In stock: 9999
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Description

This relaxed crewneck tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic featuring Big Dick’s Lead Paint & Asbestos Supply—a design that leans into irreverent humor with warm peach tones, a cheeky illustrated face, and vintage-style typography.

The artwork reads like a nostalgic roadside logo, giving the shirt an offbeat vibe that breaks the ice, sparks laughs, and invites double-takes at laid-back gatherings, weekend errands, or casual nights out.

Its soft, medium-weight 100% US cotton fabric provides breathable, durable wear with a classic fit that drapes comfortably all day long.

The timeless silhouette holds its shape wash after wash, while the ribbed crew collar and seamless tubular body prevent stretching over time.

Product Features

  • 100% US Cotton: Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, breathable year-round comfort

  • Seamless Tubular Body: Constructed without side seams for a neat fit and reduced fabric waste

  • High-Quality Dual Printing: Direct-to-garment (DTG) for vibrant main artwork and DTF for long-lasting sleeve or label details

  • Built for Shape Retention: Ribbed knit collar and shoulder taping maintain shape and prevent stretching

  • Ethically Sourced: OEKO-TEX® certified US cotton with a scratch-free tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty

Care Instructions

  • Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

  • Tumble Dry: Low heat

  • Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach only as needed

  • Ironing: Do not iron directly on the printed design

  • Dry Clean: Do not dry-clean

Size Chart

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Length (from center back) (in) Size Tolerance (in)
S 18.00 28.00 15.10 1.50
M 20.00 29.00 16.50 1.50
L 22.00 30.00 18.00 1.50
XL 24.00 31.00 19.50 1.50
2XL 26.00 32.00 21.00 1.50
3XL 28.00 33.00 22.40 1.50
4XL 30.00 34.00 23.70 1.50
5XL 32.00 35.00 25.00 1.50


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean


Everyday casual wear, summer outings, casual gatherings, weekend wear, and relaxed everyday styling.


Soft, comfortable cotton feel designed for everyday wear.
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Receive a complimentary recycled-cotton tote bag with all orders over $120.

Return Policy

We offer refunds for all products returned within 30 days of purchase, in their unopened and original condition. 

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