Vendor: Printify

Funny 'Big Dick's Child Care' Graphic Tee — Novelty Dad Humor T-Shirt

SKU: 14577748877885365181
Regular price $33.99 Sale price $33.99
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Color Black
Size S
> In stock: 9999
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Description

This classic cotton tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic that speaks to a loud, unapologetic sense of humor. The image and typographic design feel like a roadside sign turned wearable — brash, direct, and made to spark reactions. Lightweight but durable, the shirt’s smooth surface and quality printing keep the colors and details sharp wash after wash. It sits comfortably across the shoulders and falls with a relaxed, familiar silhouette that works for everyday wear, weekend meetups, or laid-back gatherings where a little shock value and laughs are welcome.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with a smooth, printable surface for vivid DTG graphics
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) offering year-round comfort and lasting durability
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfortable, tested wear

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

 

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean


Everyday casual wear, summer outings, casual gatherings, weekend wear, and relaxed everyday styling.


Soft, comfortable cotton feel designed for everyday wear.

Gifts with a flourish

Orders can be prepared with a festive sleeve. Add gift wrapping to your order at checkout.

A gesture of thanks, for you

Receive a complimentary recycled-cotton tote bag with all orders over $120.

Return Policy

We offer refunds for all products returned within 30 days of purchase, in their unopened and original condition. 

Complimentary shipping

Enjoy easily tracked standard shipping on all orders, free of charge.

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