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Frank's Weenie Factory T-Shirt — 'We Have The Wurst Weenies' Vintage Humor Tee

SKU: 32080943291135405749
$34.99 $34.99
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Color Sand
Size S
> In stock: 9999
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Description

This relaxed cotton tee carries a cheeky, vintage-style print featuring Frank’s Weenie Factory—a design that leans into tongue-in-cheek humor and irreverent charm.

The central artwork showcases a burly, retro character alongside bold bannered text that reads like a faded diner sign. It's the perfect choice whether you want to spark laughs, start conversations, or add a little offbeat personality to a laid-back day.

It fits seamlessly into any casual wardrobe: pair it with worn denim for weekend errands, toss it under an open flannel at a backyard cookout, or wear it to summer barbecues and novelty-themed parties where playful humor is welcome.

Product Features

  • 100% US Cotton: Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, breathable year-round comfort

  • Seamless Tubular Body: Constructed without side seams for a smooth drape and reduced fabric waste

  • High-Quality Dual Printing: DTG for vivid main graphics and DTF for long-lasting sleeve or inner neck details

  • Built for Shape Retention: Ribbed knit collar and shoulder taping prevent stretching over time

  • Ethically Sourced: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified US cotton with a scratch-free tear-away label

Care Instructions

  • Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

  • Tumble Dry: Low heat

  • Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach only as needed

  • Ironing: Do not iron directly on the printed design

  • Dry Clean: Do not dry-clean

Size Chart

Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Length (from center back) (in) Size Tolerance (in)
S 18.00 28.00 15.10 1.50
M 20.00 29.00 16.50 1.50
L 22.00 30.00 18.00 1.50
XL 24.00 31.00 19.50 1.50
2XL 26.00 32.00 21.00 1.50
3XL 28.00 33.00 22.40 1.50
4XL 30.00 34.00 23.70 1.50
5XL 32.00 35.00 25.00 1.50


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean


Everyday casual wear, summer outings, casual gatherings, weekend wear, and relaxed everyday styling.


Soft, comfortable cotton feel designed for everyday wear.
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