{"product_id":"big-dicks-horseradish-t-shirt-funny-retro-condiment-logo-tee","title":"Big Dick's Horseradish T-Shirt — Funny Retro Condiment Logo Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis classic cotton tee carries a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek label-style graphic that settles into casual wardrobes with a wink. The soft white shirt features a bold chest print: an illustrated, gruff-faced character framed by an old-school badge and a banner. The design reads like a playful, rustic logo—equal parts vintage farmstand and barroom banter—so it slips easily into everyday wear: backyard cookouts, weekend errands, or low-key nights with friends. The fit is relaxed and familiar; the fabric breathes and wears in without losing shape. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people laugh without trying too hard. Wear it with faded jeans or under an open flannel for an easy, lived-in look that feels like you’ve had it for years.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g\/m² fabric for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeve\/label details and DTG for main graphic\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for itch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e34.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e35.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length (from center back), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e21.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":48198141706429,"sku":"10270802813670024293","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":48198141837501,"sku":"92740884453065469893","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":48198141968573,"sku":"29119307076740390372","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":48198142099645,"sku":"31692331128335602919","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":48198142230717,"sku":"13798738520275238638","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":48198142329021,"sku":"25589386271482373878","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":48198141673661,"sku":"33968751010257763955","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48198141804733,"sku":"41776239120361411728","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48198141935805,"sku":"21572615451637511384","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48198142066877,"sku":"24702356268780442618","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48198142197949,"sku":"21481793206679031160","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48198142296253,"sku":"13704729935510182811","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":48198142361789,"sku":"31628077305962080692","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":48198142394557,"sku":"32052380976034500883","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":48198141575357,"sku":"18887307089951745695","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":48198141739197,"sku":"67380924529946272850","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":48198142132413,"sku":"33094854509845498274","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":48198141608125,"sku":"30813349931467317268","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":48198141771965,"sku":"12424075612975287371","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":48198141870269,"sku":"32458810861616043668","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":48198142001341,"sku":"12449350657462814113","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":48198142165181,"sku":"30203971360003532324","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":48198142263485,"sku":"51096344483984177365","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":48198141640893,"sku":"24230705771831336969","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":48198141903037,"sku":"50877764784523826904","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":48198142034109,"sku":"26354419057817336074","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/3961\/9261\/files\/14180782384792452752_2048.jpg?v=1787156021","url":"https:\/\/tradecityusa.com\/products\/big-dicks-horseradish-t-shirt-funny-retro-condiment-logo-tee","provider":"Trade City USA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}