Bologna and Bloodwurst T-Shirt — Funny Parody Graphic Tee
SKU: 80453090405531033628
Regular price$35.99Sale price$35.99
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Description
A playful, vintage-style tee that brings cheeky humor to everyday wear, featuring Big Dick’s Bologna and Bloodwurst—a whimsical design centered on a stern, suited cartoon character with tongue-in-cheek typography.
The front print uses crisp, vibrant details to create an instant icebreaker, whether styled with jeans for a relaxed weekend look or worn under a jacket when you want to spark a smile in a crowd.
Its soft, medium-weight 100% US cotton fabric provides breathable, durable comfort with a structured fit that feels comfortably lived-in from the very first wear.
The classic silhouette holds its shape wash after wash, while the ribbed crew collar and seamless tubular construction prevent stretching over time.
Product Features
100% US Cotton: Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, breathable year-round comfort
Seamless Tubular Body: Constructed without side seams for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
High-Quality Dual Printing: Direct-to-garment (DTG) for detailed main artwork and DTF for long-lasting sleeve or label details
Built for Shape Retention: Ribbed knit collar and shoulder taping maintain shape and prevent stretching
Ethically Sourced: OEKO-TEX® certified US cotton with a scratch-free tear-away label
Care Instructions
Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
Tumble Dry: Low heat
Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach only as needed
Ironing: Do not iron directly on the printed design
Dry Clean: Do not dry-clean
Size Chart
Size
Width (in)
Length (in)
Sleeve Length (from center back) (in)
Size Tolerance (in)
S
18.00
28.00
15.10
1.50
M
20.00
29.00
16.50
1.50
L
22.00
30.00
18.00
1.50
XL
24.00
31.00
19.50
1.50
2XL
26.00
32.00
21.00
1.50
3XL
28.00
33.00
22.40
1.50
4XL
30.00
34.00
23.70
1.50
5XL
32.00
35.00
25.00
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
