Big Dick's Knockwurst and Kraut T-Shirt — Funny German Food Novelty Tee
SKU: 29773807073000872311
Regular price$35.99Sale price$35.99
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Description
This bold, vintage-style tee carries a pub-room irreverent vibe featuring Big Dick’s Knockwurst and Kraut—a design that frames an old-world, gruff character illustration with strong red and black lettering.
The front print delivers sharp, tongue-in-cheek humor in vivid detail, making it an instant conversation starter for Oktoberfest gatherings, beer runs, backyard grills, or rowdy nights with friends.
Its soft, midweight cotton fabric and relaxed fit offer dependable year-round comfort, styling effortlessly on its own or layered under jackets.
The classic silhouette drapes naturally through the body, while the ribbed collar and seamless tubular construction ensure the shirt holds its shape wear after wear.
Product Features
100% US Cotton: Medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, breathable year-round comfort
Seamless Tubular Body: Constructed without side seams for a smooth drape and reduced fabric waste
High-Quality Dual Printing: DTG for vivid main graphics and DTF for long-lasting sleeve or inner neck details
Built for Shape Retention: Ribbed knit collar and shoulder taping prevent stretching over time
Ethically Sourced: OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified US cotton with a scratch-free tear-away label
Care Instructions
Machine Wash: Cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
Tumble Dry: Low heat
Bleach: Non-chlorine bleach only as needed
Ironing: Do not iron directly on the printed design
Dry Clean: Do not dry-clean
Size Chart
Size
Width (in)
Length (in)
Sleeve Length (from center back) (in)
Size Tolerance (in)
S
18.00
28.00
15.10
1.50
M
20.00
29.00
16.50
1.50
L
22.00
30.00
18.00
1.50
XL
24.00
31.00
19.50
1.50
2XL
26.00
32.00
21.00
1.50
3XL
28.00
33.00
22.40
1.50
4XL
30.00
34.00
23.70
1.50
5XL
32.00
35.00
25.00
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
